These are some of my favourite quotes about computer programming and sundry:
"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good." - Steven Wright
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exception of tequila and handguns" - Mitch Radcliffe
"Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code." - Unknown
"I want to change the world, but they won't give me the source code." - Unknown
"I intend to live forever ... so far so good" - Steven Wright
"There are two ways to write error-free code; only the third one works" - Anonymous
"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live." - Martin Golding
