Shit my dad says ...

If you haven't traversed through the twitter about Shit My Dad Says its worth the ride. I found it hilarious. http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays

It made me think of some of the times I found my dads words a bit amusing. I remember him saying:

We should never have tought you how to swim, cause now you're too hard to drown.

When I was just learning how to walk, I burned my hands severely on the outside of our oven. Apparently it was a big deal at the time and everyone was extremely worried, however, as I got older apparently it didn't bother them as much. I remember him saying in my teen years.

You still think you were on the outside of the oven don't you?

 Check out Justin's feed on twitter. Too funny.